Friday the 13th: the sequel

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Trump: ‘The slashing in that movie’s got nothing on me baby.’                                                 May: ‘That’s not the movie, that’s the date of your catastrophe, sorry, visit. Anyway, I’ve demonised and pauperised far more innocents than you.’

A rapturous reception is in preparation for the visit of the ogre from the White House. The world cup will be forgotten in the excitement generated by visit of Behemoth. Cruella May will find Trump’s presence a real balm after the backstabbing in the cabinet over the Brexit farce.

Trumps solution? ‘Teresa, dump those whingeing remoaners and not only get the hell out of there, but build a wall around the UK, and keep everyone out, except yours truly of course.’

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