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It turns out the brick was thrown by an unfortunate vagrant, a victim of the Labour council implementing the Tories’ austerity programme. He confessed to being part of the anti-Eagle movement.
After 4 days of intense interrogation by Jane Kennedy’s finest he broke down and confessed to disliking Eagle. When pressed, he said he had always felt Eagle had let Britain down by finishing last in the 1988 Winter Olympics in both the 70m and 90m events, and he didn’t like losers. The officer in charge muttered ‘her and her backers are all losers, but you dislike the wrong one.’
To prevent any bullying of the witness by the right wing he has been placed into a witness protection programme.